1. A Note From Mr. Zombie
2. Note From Meetings

A Note From Mr. Zombie

Note From Meetings

Wakcher: It should come as no surprise that I am again astonished by both your hubris and folly. I am nothing short of outraged that you have willfully and unabashedly denigrated the pentagon, a shape charged with far more symbological significance than all of your other characters combined. Classic editor History Comments (2) Share. Letter People Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. View Mobile Site FandomShop Fandom IG GalaxyQuest. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators. December 29, 2014 January 15, 2015 hellodanalee Home, Personal Development. Z is the owner of the business units A and B. A unit has been started with capital contribution from Mr. Z and B unit has been started out of capital contribution from Mrs. The particulars of their income for the Previous Year 2013-2014 are as follows.

It should come as no surprise that I am again astonished by both your hubrisand folly. I am nothing short of outraged that you have willfully and unabashedlydenigrated the pentagon, a shape charged with far more symbological significancethan all of your other characters combined. What's worse is that you are guilty of thischarge on no less than two occasions, the first on 2/27/08,and the second on 3/31/2008.I can ascribe to you nothing but sinister motivations in your effort to undermine theunquestionable authority that this powerful shape conveys

Being a distinguished researcher in the field of sociology and a senior member of theInternational Sociological Congress, I assert with due authority that your comic can only bedefined as an attempt at satire. It is abundantly evident that your intention is to castaspersions on qualified and respected authority figures such as myself by portraying anunjustifiable and arbitrary imprisonment of Circle and Triangle in the last frame ofcomic number 22.

Furthermore, I take rabid exception to your implied judgment of honest and law-abiding citizensin your portrayal of Pentagon's diminutive followers as mindless parrots, when in fact they arerespectful members of the social order from which Pentagon's justifiable supremacy derives.

Like so many misguided artist of our day, you have abused the power of free speechin a shallow attempt to make a laughingstock of the very establishment that grants you that right.The irony here is anything but humorous. At best, you follow in the futile tradition of thesatirical Berlin cabarets of the 1930s, which did little, if anything, to stop the rise of Hitler, andeffected no material opposition to his guns and tanks.

By now it should be clear that I am to be regarded as the presupposed authorityon nearly every subject. My erudition, vast multifarious accomplishments, and lofty position insociety has made me so. As such, I do not take the subversion of any figure or symbol ofauthority lightly. It must be understood that when my voice rings from on high, itcarries unimpeachable esteem. With the respectful inclusion of a select group of contemporaries, I am indeedamong the a few who has the appropriate knowledge and authority to make a salient or meaningful pointon anything.

I am a man of the law, and you may have noticed that I have not yet madea strictly legal argument. That is not to say that a legal argument does notexist, only that a pretense rooted firmly in the law is not apparent to meat this time. Still, I make no representations as to my actual state of mind or anyinformed and final legal judgment or opinion. Anything I may or may not have said isentirely non-binding on future conduct. I reserve all my legal rights and any statementsshould not be construed as a waiver of any of those rights or even as an accuraterepresentation of my true and sober mind. Surely, if my state of mind was such (and I am not making anyrepresentation that it is), I would further inform you of the legal penalties that yourinnumerable injustices will inevitably incur. I assure you that one way oranother, your ruin is close at hand.

Mr. Z

At risk of inflating your sense of self-worth, I am writing to inform you that I have taken marginal notice of your 100th comic. I might have paid it no heed whatsoever were in not for my watchful butler pointing out yet another of your criminal abuses of the English language as seen in the Goings-On section of the comic in question. Mr. Wakcher, I shudder to see the word 'centennial' even hinted at being used on this unfortunate occasion, not only because conveys a degree of prestige and grandeur thoroughly unfit for your so-called 'work,' but more importantly because the word retains in its definition the strictest reference to a period of years, stemming from its Latin root 'annus.' That being said, I would like to temporarily set aside your unimaginative fondness as a fainéant writer for marking various insignificant 'anniversaries,' and instead take a moment of my inordinately precious time to commemorate your unrelenting march down the road to perdition.

Even after a hundred episodes your comic remains as offensively immature as it was at its conception. Its distinct lack of craft reveals you to be a man so woefully under-read that I am sure you could not discern the ignoble scribblings of William Shakespeare from the august prose of Edward de Vere. Nevertheless, you may take what small pride you can in knowing that your meaningless graduation brings to mind his lyric verse: for your comic began as an 'infant, mewling and puking in the nurse's arms,' it now begins a new age as a 'whining school-boy, with his satchel and shining morning face, creeping like snail unwilling to go to school.'

The mere suggestion that your comic might someday enter the third age is simply nauseating.

Please note that I could not be bothered to write this letter in a more timely fashion as it would have displeased me to lend my eminent voice, even to condemn your hollow accomplishment. In closing, I remind you that as a sensible jurist I continue to reserve all my rights under the law.

Mr. Z